5 Holiday Gifts For The Penis In Your Life



I’m not saying you have to give a gift to your penis or your partner’s penis, but sometimes something naughty can still be pretty damn nice. Here are 10 items that might fight your budget (and some will even fit in a stocking) for a little adult fun after the family festivities have wrapped up:


1: Tenga Flip Hole 

The Tenga Flip Hole sex toys are some of the most advanced non-mechanical sex toys for the penis wielder in your life. Each color has a different interior pattern and they open up for super easy cleaning.

Available from Lovehoney.com for $99 each.

Tenga Flip Hole Red
Tenga Flip Hole Silver
Tenga Flip Hole White
Tenga Flip Hole Black

2: Hot Octopus Pulse

The Pulse by Hot Octopus is one of the singular best toys I’ve ever played with. Give it a charge and slip it on the head of the penis, and you’re almost guaranteed to orgasm. At $99 it’s one of the pricier options on this list, but I think it’s worth every penny. You can pick one up the Hot Octopus Pulse at Shevibe.com.

3: Tantus Supersoft C-Ring

It’s inexpensive. It’s stretchy. It’s non-porous (as opposed to some jelly rings that cost as much). It can also help achieve firmer erections, more stamina, and  stronger orgasms. At $10.46, it’s one of the best buys on the whole list. You can grab one in red, black, or purple from Tantus.


4: Tenga Eggs

Inside each of these little plastic eggs is a lump of cock stimulating badassitude at a manageable price. Bear in mind that they cost $9 bucks each for a single use, but you can grab one (or all) from Good Vibes.


5: Tenga 3D Masturbators

The Tenga 3D masturbators come in 5 different patterns; the Polygon, Module, Pile, Spiral and Zen as you can see in the picture. Each feels different, and they all come with an artistic presentation stand (some folks will just think they are awesome art!). You can grab your pick from Shevibe for $39.99 each.

That’s 5 different options to surprise the penis you love with for the holidays. Regardless of what you pick, grab a bottle of lube too… You never know when you’ll need it, and having options is always great. What are you grabbing for your favorite penis this holiday season?

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  1. RynJ21

    There’s a new penis in my life and it’s attached to someone that is very open to trying new things. I shall have to pick up a few of these and surprise him!

  2. dirty-gardener

    Thank you, Mr. Will. Love your website and all of the reviews and information you provide. The penis in my life receive a hot octopus pulse for xmas and both it and it’s owner are happy with the gift.

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